Everything you’ve heard is true. I was ambushed in what I can only perceive to be a retaliatory ‘drive by’ hit executed by the mayor’s minions. Gavin’s Outlawz rolled up on me in front of my hommies at a “New Media Correspondents Club” happy hour organized by Ted ofSF Party Party.
From behind knockoff Gucci sunglasses complete with matching brunette bobs, Maggie and Alex orchestrated a ‘first to bomb’ splash down with precision and timing - spilling the contents of their cocktails full-frontal.
Obviously, professionally calculated by Gavin Newsom’s gruesome twosome from the Mayor And The Hair . The whole mess smacks of a East Coast-West Coast Hip Hop rivalry resurrected between new Death Row Blogger, ‘2Smac’Gavin Sucks.com and the ‘Notorious P.I.G.’ Gavin Newsom.
“You Niggaz Done Changed. I’m callin’ all Komradz… and my posse runs deep. Ready to Die – biatchez!”
As Gav’s thugs scurried away. I looked down to see. I was hit - a red liquid poured out of me, soaked and a little embarrassed. Yet, in hindsight both ladies had nice badonkadonks, so it was well worth it in the end… though it’s not over ’til it’s over!
Peace Out!
Dean
PS: If Gavin were a man, he’d wouldn’t send a couple Marina girls like Maggie and Alex to do his bidding. Get some balls!
Gavin used women to do his dirty bidding. That’s pretty low. Gavin is no gentleman. “Scurried” is the right word to use for the attackers. Your city deserves better than Gavin Noobsom.
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Dude — get a restraining order. These ladies will escalate. Don’t regret later that you could have protected yourself.
stop hating!
Gavin used women to do his dirty bidding. That’s pretty low. Gavin is no gentleman. “Scurried” is the right word to use for the attackers. Your city deserves better than Gavin Noobsom.
This was soooooooooo cool!
Who drew the pic of the attack? Can you buy prints?
Those Ladies, are in need of a “Serious Spanking”. Send them down to Burbank, and i will get Nasty………………