Everbody Hates Chris Daly

In the Far, Far, Far Left (the building) corner, clad in Green tights and representing the beautiful Tenderloin is District 6 Bleeding-Panty, Pretender – Boy Robin in the Hood aka Everyone Hates Chris Daly challenging the slightly more moderate Bevan Dufty of District 8.
Apparently, Humpty Dumpy Daly is still Grumpy about his big fall as [...]

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SFPD: Drug-Related Homicides Up 20%

The SFPD reports that drug-related homicides are up 20% (15 for the year so far, compared to only 13 all year in 2006), spontaneous violence is up, and fatal stabbings are up (10 for the year so far, as opposed to 8 all last year).
Instead of a having CSI Detectives like Gav Girl Sofia Milos [...]

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Mayor of San Narcicisco

Inspired by recent post featuring mayoral candidate, Josh Wolf, interviewed by none-other-than Stephen Colbert.
So, I reach way back, back, back to the warning track to glove an ice cold silver bullet and celebrate MLB’s All-Star Game in San Francisco with a video from the vault.
Colbert knocks one out of the park at Gavin’s expense.
Video: San [...]

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Chris Daly Blog: Awaiting Moderation.

District 6’s Boy Robin in the Hood, Supervisor Chris Daly, who takes from the tax payers and well… just takes from the tax payers was forced to move his online powder puff blog to a non-city server (because he received a 46-page complaint (.pdf) from political ethics attorney).
Check out Chrisy Daly’s latest bitch about the [...]

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Sidewalk Super Heroes

Have you mugged your liberal today?
That’s what it’s gonna take to turn their vapidly inflated minds around. They’re getting on my last NIRVANA. Vegans walking to work. Patting themselves on the wallet for a job well done. Transcendentally levitating over the homeless who live on our sidewalks. Shelter one and another 100 will show up [...]

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Josh Wolf In Liberal’s Clothing?

Video blogger, Josh Wolf has announced his candidacy. Admittedly, he’s a little to left of the radio dial for my liking, although he does list homicides and homeless in his top three priorities. You would think the more homes built, the less homeless on our sidewalks? Unfortunately, that’s not necessarily true. I would welcome the [...]

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Newsom Signs S.F.P.D. Pay Raise

Amid concerns over San Francisco’s high crime and homicide rate, a contract with the Police Department granting a 24 percent pay raise during a four-year period was approved.
The contract approval, in a 10-1 vote by the Board of Supervisors, came as the Mayor’s Office announced a plan to combat summer violence.
Of course, Chris Daly was [...]

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Mayor Admits To Affair With News Anchor

When L.A. news anchor reported that Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa was splitting from his wife she had some inside information – she was the other woman in an illicit love triangle.
Villaraigosa confessed yesterday he has been romancing Spanish-language TV anchor Mirthala Salinas for at least a year, shedding new light on why his wife filed for [...]

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Queer As Polk Street

San Francisco owes a huge debt of gratitude to Miles O’Reilly. The owner and namesake of O’Reilly’s, a popular Irish pub in North Beach, has staked $6.5 million into the Holy Grail, a restaurant on lower Polk Gulch – an area largely known as a seedy spot for drug dealers, hustlers and homeless.
O’Reilly says, [...]

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Too Chicken To Run For Mayor?

While the Regressives sit and spin, “The sky is falling,” a new candidate flys without fear, over the cuckoos’s nest and under the radar to offer the people a choice.
Which do you prefer the original fake chicken Gavin Newsom or the new crispy creator of burning man, Chicken John?
It’s no yolk, folks. We’ve got a [...]

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