Hell Freezes Over

Regardless where you fall on the San Francisco Color Wheel, come help us celebrate Gavin’s blue tie and pearly whites tonight as well as all ye who abandoned their party and platform for reasons, reason knows nothing of… the Mayor & The Hair!

Round and Round She Goes. From Primaries to Pastels. Hippies in Suits tug-o-war with ‘Suits’ in Tees.

Where Liberals are Democrats; Democrats, Republicans and Conservatives, Progressive.

Stop by Gavin Newsom’s Mayoral Victory Party!

Balboa Café/Plumpjack (Map)
3199 Fillmore Street (at Greenwich)

Thank God. Bleeding-Panty Politics-As-Usual Suspects like Matt Gonzalez and Chris Daly took one look at Gavin’s 78% approval rating and folded before the flop.

Hell just froze over, you dirty, stinkin’ Hippies. Reactionaries unite!

With nothing but static to the Left of the radio dial, we’re all smiles to the Right. Gavin’s just four year’s away from a bigger office with a constituency far outside the City limits and infinitely more conservative. We can finally rid our sidewalks Homeless and Homicides with that Old-Time medicine – a Cop on every corner!