Polls

Gavin Sucks Polls

Inspired by Mayor Gavin Newsom’s Election Day Landslide we decided to test the public too.

Uninspired by the incumbent Mayor’s opposition, San Francisco voters stayed home in record numbers to complete our surveys.

We’ve ceated 5-polls for your electoral pleasure. Scroll down to view results or cast your vote:

#1 - Gavin Sucks Poll: [Vote for your favorite Gav Girl?] Vote!

Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom 9%

CSI Miami Actress Sofia Milos 3%

20-Year Old Brittanie Mountz 9%

Actress Jennifer Siebel 3%

Melrose Place Daphne Zuniga 6%

Reality TV Star Erin Brodie 6%

Cheating Ruby Rippey-Tourk 11%

Socialite Paris Hilton 3%

Smokin’ Hot Cecilia M. Vega 51%

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#2 - Gavin Sucks Poll: [Should We Dump District 6 Sup. Chris Daly?] Vote!

No - 4 More Years - 20%

Yes -Dump Daly - 80%

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#3 - Gavin Sucks Poll: [Do you agree with Newsom's “Services or Citation” Homeless Plan?] Vote!

Yes, Offer services. If they refuse shelter or housing, write a citation. 87%

No, Offer services. If they refuse shelter or housing, then walk away. 13%

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Gavin Sucks Polls:

#4 - Gavin Sucks Poll: [Vote For Your Favorite Gav Gaffe?] Vote!

Admits To Diapers During Long Staff Meetings. Dinking With Underage Girl. Sleeping With Best Friend & Campaign Manager’s Wife. Declaring Gay Porn Day. Performing Oral Sex On A Microphone. Drunk At Hospital To Visit Fallen Officer’s Family Meltdown During Dan Noyes Interview. Stood Up Gay Stalker On Valentine’s Day. Nixonian Dirty Tricks Like Using Phony Names Online. Drunk On the Woody Show, LIVE 105. Contributing Campaign Donations To Rival Candidate. City Hall Cocaine Scandal. Snubbed Conan O’Brien Due To Sex Scandal Jokes.

#5 - Gavin Sucks Poll: [Vote For Your Favorite Gav Song?] Vote!

Peter Bjorn and John – ‘Young Folks’ .mp3 The Rakes - ‘The World Was a Mess But His Hair Was Perfect’ .mp3 Franz Ferdinand – ‘Walk Away’ .mp3 Franz Ferdinand – ‘Cheating on You’ .mp3 Kaiser Chiefs – ‘Ruby’ .mp3 The Kooks – ‘Sofa Song’ .mp3 Spoon – ‘I Turn My Camera On’ .mp3 K.R.O. – ‘Strap On Your Pampers Diapers’ .mp3 Les Claypool – ‘Robot Chicken’ .mp3 Amy Winehouse – ‘Rehab’ .mp3 Fuck – ‘Diapers’ .mp3 Hayseed Dixie – ‘My Best friend’s Girl’ .mp3 8-Bit – ‘Drunk’ .mp3 Hellogoodbye – ‘Homewrecker’ .mp3 Dee Dee Ramone – ‘Hop Around’ .mp3 Nous Non Plus – ‘One Night In Paris’ .mp3 Motorhead – ‘Jailbait’ .mp3 Minor Threat – ‘Betray’ .mp3 Simon & Garfunkel - ‘Cecilia’ .mp3

Music Download:

• Gavin Sucks.com MP3 Mix

Related Video:

• Gavin’s Meldown - Dan Noyes
• Such a Funny Drunk - GavinWatch
• The Man Code - GavinWatch
• The Walkaway Mayor - GavinWatch
• Gavin Admits Affair - CBS2.com
• Cocaine at City Hall? - KRON4
• Shame of the City - Stanley Roberts, KRON 4

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